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05/01/2023

A MOM-entous Occasion

March of the Machine is still on our minds and the MOM puns continue relentlessly, so join us in this week's MOM-entous issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/01/2023)
A MOM-entous Occasion
By Nathan Long
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11/14/2022

This Means War!

War! What is it good for? In the case of The Brothers' War, it's good for creating rules questions, and we're here to answer them. Join us in this week's nostalgic issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(11/14/2022)
This Means War!
By Nathan Long
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01/24/2022

Chilling Out

The weather is cooling off, but thanks to your burning rules questions, it's nice and toasty inside the Cranial Insertion offices. Grab a hot beverage and join us for this week's relaxing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/24/2022)
Chilling Out
By Carsten Haese
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02/01/2016

And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!

Flying high with yet another exciting set of your rules questions! Once again we take a look at interactions brought to us by Oath of the Gatewatch! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(02/01/2016)
And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!
By Callum Milne
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09/28/2015

Back to Zendikar

or, Snacks on a Plane

The Eldrazi are on the lose and eating everything in sight! So join the fight against them and arm yourself with all the rules knowledge you can handle. Join us for this appetizing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(09/28/2015)
Back to Zendikar
or, Snacks on a Plane
By Carsten Haese
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06/24/2013

What happens in North Canton...

...stays in North Canton

Lady luck is on our side! Though with our rules knowledge the odds just might be stacked in our favor. So join us for this fortuitous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (7 Comments)
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(06/24/2013)
What happens in North Canton...
...stays in North Canton
By Carsten Haese
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12/31/2012

All Crazy Teenagers

Not to Be Confused with Those Crazy Teenagers

The world is ending and Moko was let out to write yet another article, this time about some crazy teens. Wait... what? That was two weeks ago, only the year this time? And no, actual teens are involved with the article, just something about spells? Okay then, read on for this weeks amazing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (7 Comments)
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(12/31/2012)
All Crazy Teenagers
Not to Be Confused with Those Crazy Teenagers
By Moko
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01/02/2012

52 More Weeks of Questions!

New year, new rules questions, new article! What more could you ask for but 52 more weeks of Cranial Insertion!?

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(01/02/2012)
52 More Weeks of Questions!
By Brian Paskoff
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07/25/2011

Magic on the Beach

This isn't the name of an alcoholic mixed drink. YET.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(07/25/2011)
Magic on the Beach
By Brian Paskoff
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01/03/2011

Happy New Myr!

or, Here's to another year of reckless puns

There's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2011)
Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless puns
By Carsten Haese
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(11/29/2010)
Cyber Monday Special
or, Buy Now to Receive Before Christmas!
By Eli Shiffrin
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09/20/2010

Happy Equinox!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(09/20/2010)
Happy Equinox!
By Carsten Haese
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09/13/2010

From the Vault: Questions

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(09/13/2010)
From the Vault: Questions
By Brian Paskoff
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(04/19/2010)
Eldrazi Crossing
or, What Would You Do with One Million Mana?
By Eli Shiffrin
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(02/15/2010)
A Valentine's Day Bouquet of Questions
or, This Article Brought to You by the Color Pink
By Carsten Haese
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